frecklesrex:

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I’m exhausted

nickbryanthere:

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Good god Sammy, there’s no need to be so graphic.I think it would be great to be born without an anus. It would be so liberating. At least, I’m hoping it would be liberating. No anus, no responsibilities. I’ve never really had fun random nights like this so it’s a good change, yo.

Aaron told me that fact, but no, I’m pretty sure that’s like really bad for you. Not so liberating ya dork. Oh come on, you’ve got to have done something like this before, taken your fake ID to the bar and just let loose for a while or something, right? I used to be a lot better at this, before having a baby and when I just had my friends and was pretty free and never wanted to be at home, oh you should have met me then, we could have had a blast all of the time.

Hush, hush now..

hottiecelebs:

Selena Gomez

escapemos-de-esta-vida:

i love this ❤️

Kylie:"Selena&Roses"

Selena:"kylie&roses"

I’m exhausted

nickbryanthere:

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What what? What do you mean I get the easy job? Like, the semen? Is that what you’re talking about? I mean I guess it’s easy to have semen. It’s so weird to have all these children in your testicles all the time. Well, I guess it would be half children, wouldn’t it?

Yeah, that’s the stuff I meant, the not having to push a 7 lb screaming tiny human out of you. I don’t think they’re really children because that’s a long process, trust me, I read way too many books on that stuff. Mommy 101. Like did you know babies can be born without anus’? True stuff. I just miss fun random nights like this. 

I’m exhausted

nickbryanthere:

Well from what I’ve seen, getting drunk is a great way to get rid of feelings.

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By the way, what was it like, birthing? 

Freaky! Oh my goodness, so scary because I didn’t know what was happening and then it was just like boom, pain, baby. But if I had carried him to term and he was full size, like having to push that out, just ugh. Ak. No. I love him, but nu uh, no thank you, I think I’ll give my vagina a break on the birthing for a while. You’re lucky, you get the easy job.

PT